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Database Expert Runs Doom in SQL With 5,900 Lines of Code

A developer has successfully ported the classic game Doom to run entirely within a Firebird SQL database using WebAssembly.

3 publishers · 4 articles · first seen 2 Oct 2026 · updated 32d ago

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3 publishers have covered this in 4 articles since 2 Oct 2026. Ars Technica published first, on 2 October at 21:19 UTC; Hacker News followed 24h 55m later. The most recent article, from Hacker News, appeared on 6 October at 08:34 UTC.

Outlets reporting it: Ars Technica (major outlet), Hacker News, Latest from Tom's Hardware.

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  1. Can it run Doom: SQL database edition Ars Technica ·
  2. Database expert runs Doom in SQL with just 5,900 lines of code Latest from Tom's Hardware
  3. DOOM, simulated and rendered inside the Firebird SQL database using WASM Hacker News
  4. We ported the original Doom to SQL Hacker News
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