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Schottenheimer Jokes About Cowboys' Brutal Schedule Including Brazil Game

The Dallas Cowboys head coach jokes about thanking the NFL for a demanding schedule featuring three games in twelve days, including one in Brazil.

2 publishers · 2 articles · first seen 24 Sept 2026 · updated 43d ago

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0%50%100%3%24 Sept, 15:10 UTCnowSI Feed: Brian Schottenheimer's Joke Shows Frustration With Cowboys' Historically Brutal Schedule · 25 Sept, 15:10 UTCfeeds.bleacherreport.com: Cowboys' Brian Schottenheimer Jokes He 'Thanked' NFL for 'Unique' Schedule Involving Brazil Game · 24 Sept, 19:01 UTC

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2 publishers have covered this in 2 articles since 24 Sept 2026. feeds.bleacherreport.com published first, on 24 September at 19:01 UTC; SI Feed followed 20h 09m later. The most recent article, from SI Feed, appeared on 25 September at 15:10 UTC.

Outlets reporting it: feeds.bleacherreport.com, SI Feed.

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  • Brian Schottenheimer — the market puts it at 3%, closing 28 Feb 2028. The market resolves to Yes if Brian Schottenheimer wins the Pro Football Associated Press Coach of the Year award for the 2026-2027 season. It resolves to No if he does not win that specific award. Readers often mistake the linked news story about a schedule joke as relevant, but only the official AP award result matters.
  • Will the Dallas Cowboys win the 2027 NFL league championship? — the market puts it at 2%, with $51k traded in the last 24 hours, closing 1 Apr 2027. The Yes outcome occurs if the Dallas Cowboys win the 2027 NFL league championship. The No outcome applies if any other team wins or if the Cowboys are eliminated before securing the title. Readers often mistake the linked fantasy football advice for a relevant factor, but only the official championship result matters.

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  1. Brian Schottenheimer's Joke Shows Frustration With Cowboys' Historically Brutal Schedule SI Feed
  2. Cowboys' Brian Schottenheimer Jokes He 'Thanked' NFL for 'Unique' Schedule Involving Brazil Game feeds.bleacherreport.com

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  • Kalshi Brian Schottenheimer 3% $0 24hends 28 Feb 2028

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  • Polymarket Will the Dallas Cowboys win the 2027 NFL league championship? 2% −1 $51k 24hends 1 Apr 2027

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